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Today, I went to a concert at a small venue. About twenty minutes in, some guy in the first row tried to take a picture. The lead guitarist noticed, stopped playing in the middle of a song, and shouted “Hey Gary! Picture!!!” They all gathered together and posed for the camera, and picked up exactly where they left off as if nothing happened. In all my years of going to concert, I have never seen anything like it. MLIA
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OH SHIT
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Impressing
Peter: Cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple!
Parrot: Cripple!
Joe: Damnit!
FAVORITE. EVER. You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to keep a straight face while watching this.
Your so right. I want to meet one person that can keep a straight face
Deception
Kristy: UM
Kristy: …..
Kristy: my water disapeared
Kristy: like no joke
Stacy: …ok?
Kristy: i thought i was hallucinating when i saw a mouse running with a cup of water
Kristy: … um i guess it was real
Stacy: ….
Stacy: what
Kristy: thats what i said
Stacy: um are you sure?
Kristy: yeah most def.
Kristy: them motherfuckers
Stacy: This is fucking insane
Kristy: took my water
Stacy: What the fuck
Stacy: Holy shit
Stacy: We’re gonna have to assume battle positions later and take back the water they stole from you
Stacy: I’ll take the broomsticks
Stacy: you take the knives
Kristy: and dont forget the “tres pasitos”
Kristy: im so thirsty right now
Kristy: but them bastards
Kristy: i dont feel like going to the kitchen…. its sooooo far away
Stacy: they probably took the pitcher
Kristy: FUCK
Kristy: they are just sooooo gadddamn smart!!
(This is an old conversation i had with my older sister while she was in the bedroom and i was in the living room)
Going through my first few post on my tumblr, and posting one of my favs.